Graffiti I did not photograph.

In a bathroom stall at Smith College's Neilson Library, on the bottom of the pull-down purse shelf, someone had scrawled, "All those who ship Hermione/Snape will be crucified." Someone else had scrawled, "Are you seriously vandalizing to complain about Harry Potter?" A third person had scrawled, "Are you seriously vandalizing to complain about vandalism?"

Farther down, in an apparently unrelated development, someone had written in larger letters, "Take your pleasure seriously."

I did not have my camera with me.